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I Had a Million Rubles an SCA filk song by: Lord Dunstan LeHeryngmongere words copyright 2001 by Keith Edward Nealson music by Barenaked Ladies |
A E D If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy you a horse (I would buy you a horse) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy a cossack to ride your horse (Maybe a nice hairy guy named Ivan) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy you some vodka (a little nip of Stoly for you) If I had a million rubles . . . E I’d buy your love. D E A Fm If I had a million rubles (I’d buy you Romanov’s Crown Jewels) D E A Fm If I had a million rubles (and maybe a babooshka or two) D E A Fm D E If I had a million rubles (We’d take a trip down south for winter . . . (spoken) Yeah, and we could like go to the lowest land elevation on the planet over at the Dead Sea and rent a condo with a basement, and then we could like sit in a conversation pit in the basement of our condo by the Dead Sea and we could say ‘Well, It’s all uphill from here’..... and be friggin A-right. If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy you a fur coat (Maybe a Yak fur coat, cuz that’s cool) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy you some borscht (any generic or name brand’ll do) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) I’d buy you beets- to make more borscht! (‘cuz you can never have too much borscht) If I had a million rubles. . . I’d buy your love If I had a million rubles (We’d rent a mongol horde for a while) If I had a million rubles (and rape and pillage 'til you smile) If I had a million rubles (Then maybe we could throw a party)...... (Spoken) Yeah and we could Invite Genghis Khan to do party tricks and serve grilled yak and caviar.......MMMMMMM... If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) If I had a million rubles (If I had a million Rubles) If I had a million roo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo bles. I’d be rich. |
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